Sunday, 28 September 2014

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,

Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke

Faraz

Sardar

Aur Aapa

Ab

veena Ki Baari Hai 
..!!!

COMING SOON 
!!!




Ghazal by veena MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Meri KhataRNaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,

Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do

Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,

Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.



Girl to a Nurse: Meri choot, phat gai hai tanke lagwane hain

Nurse: Size kitna rakhna hai

Girl: veena Malik jitna rakh do

Nurse: Phir to aur pha
i pray gi.




Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard

Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.



Main to hr larkay k sath Ye Soch K So Jati Hun.. 

Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...

A masege from veena milk


Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha?

Mere MARNE k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga?

Last seat pe betha bacha bola

"m0htarma pehli bar akeli so rhi hen" =




"veena malik"

"logo meri Sharafat Pe kro na koi Shak

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Halki Halki Bhook Mein Halka Phulka FUCK,¤[]¤




Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath "Lulli" Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe

Miss Call Continue Ka
e Se Chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.

(veena Malik k totky)








veena: 

Tumney apni shakal dekhi hai ?

Gadha: Meri jan shakal chor neechy dekh

veena- ohh 

Jano I Love U too.-)

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Videos Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture Biography

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Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

;
At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”



College Kay Pehlay Din Ammi Nay Kaha Kay Meri Tarha Kuch Ban Kay Aana.

Main Nay Ye Baat Pallu Se Bandh Li Or College Say Maa Ban Kay Nikli

“Veena Malik on Mother’s Day”

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Message In English

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What Is The Difference Between Mother And Wife?

A One Woman Brings You Into This World Crying

And

The Other Ensures You Continue To Do So icon biggrin Veena Malik on Mothers Day   Veena Malik Funny SMS

Best Of Luck All Mothers


Gadha veena malik sey: Darling!

I Love you.





veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai,

WHAT Is SEX?

Sex Is Like PEPSI

Ye Dil Mangay oR

Sex Is Like IODEX

Ooh Aah Ouch

Sex Is Like Mirinda

Zor Ka Jhatka

Sex Is Like 7-Up

Pyas Bujaye

Sex Is Like Coca-Cola

Maza Zindgi Ka

Sex Is Like Dew

Na Kia Tu Phir Kia Jiya

Sex Is Like Limopani

Kabhi B Kahin B

Sex Is Like Jazz

BUS LAGAY RAHO.




Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal kr aisy choosein jesay gola choostay hein to larki cheekhna band kr dy ge,

(Dr. veena Malik ki kitab aao, pao, nahao te jao



Jb pehle din college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna,

main ne ye baat pallu se bandh li,

Aur "Maa" hi ban k nikli.

veena Malik.

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Picture SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
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Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hota”

;
Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

;
Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
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Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

;
Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

;
Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

;
Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati

Dost pr shak krte ho

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Images SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Bikini Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Bikini Pics Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

New Add Of Fair N Lovely
Maa:
Begairat Kahan Thi Sari Raat?
Veena:
Ashmit K Sath
Maa:
Kar Ai Naa Mun Kala?
Veena:
Phir Kya Hua Maa,
Fair N Lovely Hy Naa




Dadi Ek Mint
Veeeeennnaaaaa….
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Dadi Ek Mint..
Aishmit K Sir Ka Massag Kar Rahi Hun… =P ;->



Veena Malik Ab Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf

Ko Join Kar Sakti Hain

Kion K Us Ne Apne Tamam

Asasay Zahir Kardiay Hain! icon biggrin Veena Malik Join PTI   Veena Malik Funny SMS   Veena Jokes




Veena Malik Can Now Join Imran Khan’s Party (PTI)

Because She Has Shown

All
Her Assets! icon biggrin Veena Malik Join PTI   Veena Malik Funny SMS   Veena Jokes

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Math’s Magic 259 x (Your Age) x 39 = ??

Try It And You’ll Be Surprised To See The Result

Aap Ki Age 3 Baar Aap Ko Likhi Nazar Aye Gi

Try This And Watch




Veena doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ” Bugs ” come to watch his movie and they are caught

They have found ” Bugs ” in Da Vinci code in similar fashion

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Veena Malik can make his boyfriend admit her mistake

Veena Malik can answer the question do I look fat in this?

Veena Malik can answer the question how much do you love me icon biggrin Veena Malik Can Make His Boyfriend   Veena Funny SMS



1 larki ne pehli dafa kisi larke ki lulli apne hath mein pakri to us mein se kuch qatre tapk pare 

larki boli:- yeh kia hai

Larka bola:-

kuch nahin bas khushi ke aansu hain

;
Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se:

"Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar

Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar

BV:"Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar G

Ja K Gannay Di Machine Vich lulli  pa lo"


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Veena Malik Bikini Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Bikini Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Bikini Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Bikini Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Bikini Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

Teacher:What is your Name?

GIRL:Veena

Teacher:Only Veena? Aagy ya Peechhay kuch Lagati ho?


VEENA:-)Sharmatay huay Jee Aagy Veet Cream, 
Pechhay Sarson ka Tail,

Aj 'Veena Malik" ki Birthday hai,

Ye msg 9 logon ko send kro to khwab main 'Veena Malik" aa kar apse 6ex karway ge.

1 BOY ne jhoot samaj kr delete kr dia to khawab men Rehman Malik aa kr us ki Gaand maar gya,

Agey ap ki marzi!

Leni hai ke? 
Deni hai?:-)




Chand chup geya,
soraj Ki Roshni Aam Ho Gai
..
..
..
..
Munni Or Sheela K Bad Ab
“Veena B Badnam Hogai”:-/
(‘,)>
<))
>>
Veena Badnam Hui ASHMET
Tery Liye.



New Add of
“Fair n Lovely”
Maa:
Begairat kahan thi sari raat?
Veena: Ashmit k sath
Maa: kar ai naa mun kala?
Veena: Phir kya hua maa,
Fair n Lovely hy naa




Sabhi Pakistan waasiyon se ye binti hy
k URDU bhasha bolty samay Hindi shabdon ka
pryog na karen or shudh Urdu ki pryog ko jeevan ka ang bana len.
Apni buddhi ma is baat ko samohit kar len
k “apni Dharti or apni Bhasha” ki ilawa
hamari smas’siaon ka koi samadhan nahe.
Mujhe aasha hy k aap is k baare me turant vichar karenge
.
Aap ki shub-chintak:
1 Pakistani deshbaghat
VEENA MALIK



Munni Or Sheela K Bad Ab
Chand Chup Geya,
Soraj Ki Roshni Aam Ho Gai
..
..
..
..
Munni Or Sheela K Bad Ab
“Veena B Badnam Hogai”:-/
(‘,)>
<))
>>
Veena Badnam Hui Ashmet

Tery Liye.

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pakistani Actress Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic