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Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Veena Malik Film SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Film Biography

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Orat Mard se ziyda Garam Q hy?

Q k Mard k pas 2 Zero Bulb or 1, 40 watt ki Tube hai,

Jb k Orat k pas

2500 watt k 2 Bulb or 13000 watt ka Oven hai…

Veena Malik ka Kalabagh k muqaam par Wapda k aala Afsaran se khitab. ;)

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai

Taza khabar

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai

Main Apni Beti Ki Shadi Us

Se Karoon Ge Jo Mujhse B

Bara Beghairat Hoga

Ustad Teri To Lottri

Lag Gai…:-

Jo maza tind wich aey

Jo maza tind wich aey.

Na shehar wich aey na pind wich aey.

Jo maza india di haar wich aey.

Na gobhi wich aey na Aachar wich aey.

Jo maza pakistan de maar vich aey.

Na munni dey na sheela dey pyar vich aey.

Jo maza Pakistan de jeet vich aey.

Na veena na veena day Ashmeet vich aey.

Afridi world cup apne sath

Afridi world cup apne sath laya to.

Main uski

papi lon ge.

(Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik)

New Add of Fair n Lovely

New Add of

“Fair n Lovely”

Maa:

Begairat kahan thi sari raat?

Veena: Ashmit k sath

Maa: kar ai naa mun kala?

Veena: Phir kya hua maa,

Fair n Lovely hy naa

Ek shadi mai pathan or panjabe ek sat baith gaye,

chawal ke sat morgha be raka gaya

pathan ne deka to murga panjabi ki taraf tha or chawal pathan ki tarf thy.,

pathan ny us tray ko gumaya or murga apni taraf kia.

panjabi: ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: oye hendu k bachay iski tangain Qibley ki taraf thi.

Punjabi woman talking in English

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr. about sick child.

My kaka is ill ek week da.

Na eat da,

na sleep da

bas weep da

te cheek da

Nalay nak v leek da.

Aik badtameez paindo Mela dekhne

Aik badtameez paind0 Mela dekhne ja raha tha

Rasta bhool gya

Aik larki se poocha

“O Phudi diye ae das MeLA kithay way”

Itfaq se larki bhi paind0 nikli

Larki gussay se boli,

Sun way Chan,

teri bhen nu Lun,

Sidha jaa,

pehn yawa,

Aggay aaye ga pull,

Maa teri nu Lull,

Aggay aaye ga khait,

khait wich lagya hoye ga Kella

bhen teri nu Yehnda hoye ga Lella

Bas aothay hi lagya hoye ga teri maa da MeLa….!:-

Abba Main Suneya ay k

Punjabi da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa,

pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee ?

Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu “luk luk”

ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda e

Panjabi ne Englsh k paper k leye

Panjabi ne Englsh k paper k leye “My Best Friend” ka Essay yaad kia

lekn paper mein “My Father” Essay aa gya.

Ab uss ne socha k wohi Essay likhta hon, lekin frend ki jaga

Father ka word lekh donga. Ab Essay kuch yun hua.

I have many fathers but chodry majed is my best father.

He is my neighbour.

He coms to my home daily and my mother likes him very much.

He also loves my mother.

I am proud of my father..,..:

Agar kisi nay send na kia to wo apny aby ka nai