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Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Veena Malik SMS SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik SMS Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

Sabhi Pakistan waasiyon se ye binti hy
k URDU bhasha bolty samay Hindi shabdon ka
pryog na karen or shudh Urdu ki pryog ko jeevan ka ang bana len.
Apni buddhi ma is baat ko samohit kar len
k �apni Dharti or apni Bhasha� ki ilawa
hamari smas�siaon ka koi samadhan nahe.
Mujhe aasha hy k aap is k baare me turant vichar karenge
.
Aap ki shub-chintak:
1 Pakistani deshbaghat
VEENA MALIK

Kya Kbi Ap Ne Socha Hy K Hmari Awam Full Time Gandoo Ho Chuki Hy!
Nhi!
To Aj sochen?
Hmare Hukmarano Ne Aj Tk Kya Dia?
Sirf Or Sirf Awam Ki Gaand Main Danda!
Kabi Cheeni Nhi
Kabi Petrol
Kabi Bijli
Kabi Gas
To Phir
Hmare Pas Hy Kya?
LUND!
Is Awam Se Acha To Lund Hy Jo Kam Se Kam Akarta To Hy.
Doob Maro Kanjaron
Aakhir Kb Tk Yon Apni Gand Marwate Rho Ge?
Wese To Hazaron Msg Fwd Krte Ho!
Is Dafa Gaand Q Phat Rhi Hy?
Fwd it.
INQILAB ZINDABAD

VEENA MALIK, Taxi Driver Se:
Model Town chlo Ge..?
Driver: Jee Haan.
VEENA: Kya Lo Ge..?
Driver:
Ghareeb Banda Hoon Behn Jee, Paisay hi Loon Ga.

1 train me Daku ghus gaey or saree train loot lee.
Girl: papa me ne apni anguthi apni choot me chhupa di thi or daku’on ko pta b nai chala or anguthi bach gai.
Papa:agr ye tm apni ammi ko b bata deti to suit case b bach jata.
Ammi ne suna or boli agr meri saas b yahan hoti to puri train hi bach jati.

Suhaag-raat k aglay din Dulhan sy uss ki saheli ny sharaarat sy poocha;
“kul raat kiya huwa?”
DULHAN;
uss ny mera dopatta utaar kr keel pe taang dia
SAHELI; phir?
DULHAN;
phir mera kurta keel pe tang dia
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr mri slwar keel pe
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr mra brazer keel pe
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr undrwer keel pe
SAHELI phr?
DULHAN
phr keel wazn ki wajah sy nkal gai or wo Chutiya sari rat
keel he thokta rha..

Sardar sali Se:
Meri dhoti aggon chuk k vekh, kinna Pyara undrwear ay.
Sali dekh kr:
O khair howay jeju undrwear te paya e nai?
Sardar:
April fool, April fool. . . . . . . . .

Kisi ko kisi se muhabbat
Nahi hoti..
FARAZ
Log wafa k nam pe muft chummiyan lety hain or mammy dabate hain.
Veena malik interview dety dety ro pareen..

Veena ki sister ki barat i thi Veena dulha k pas ja k shirt or bra utarney lgi
Dulha(ghabra k):
kia kr rahi ho?
Veena:

Ap ko doodh pilai ki rasm ka nai pata…