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Jin Ladkio k Mammey Choty hain

Wo Rozana Brazer Utar k Rassi Khooda kre

Mammey Gol aur Barhey Ho jayen ge!

..

Veena Malik ki Book ” Jump Maro Mammey Sanwaro “

Shadi k bad Aurat ki double Musibat Ho jati hey

Bachw uth jaye tou Doodh do

Shoher Uth jaye tou Choot do.

.. Veena Malik ka Shadi sy Inkar ..

Ager bachw Zaya krna Qatal hey to Condom kharidna Target Killing

OR Muth marna Hawai Firing Hey ..!

Veena Malik ka MQM ki Rabta Comette sy Khitab :D

 

Veena Malik ka Dance dekh ker Nazar Shareef Hansne Laga

Chodri Nisar ALi ne Hansne ki waja pochi

Nawaz Shreef : Aaj 4 Saal baad maira Kharha Huva hey

Pas baitha Imran Khan Foran Bola :

” Mian Sahab Hosh kren, Aap ne Maira pakrha hey ” :D

Veena Malik Apni New Kitaab ” Masti Wasti Mein Likhti Hey

” What Is sex ”

Sex Is Pepsi

yeh DiL Mangy aur!

Sex is Iodex

Aah Ohh Aah

Sex is Sting

Zor ka Jhatkaaa

Sex is 7Up

Pyaas Bhujaye

Sex is CocaCola

Maza Zindegi ka

Sex is Dew

Na kiya toh phr Kiya Jia

Sex is LimooPani

Kabhi b Kahin bh

Sex is Jazz

Buss Ragey Raho :D

Police : Hamen Pta chala k Aap k gher Chor aye they ?

Veena Malik : Jee Aaye they! Izzet Loot k Chaley Gaye .

Police : Tmney Roka Nai ?

Veena Malik : Bht Roka Meger wo Boley

” Hum Thak Gaye hein. Plz hamen Jany Do ab ” 

Girl On call,

Kon ho tum ?

Boy: Hasarat teri.

Girl: Krtay ho kya ?

Boy: Pooja teri.

Girl: Kafir ho kya ?

Boy: Soch hai teri.

Girl: Chahtay ho kya ?

Boy: Muhabbat teri.

Girl: Pachtao gay.

Boy: Qismat meri.

Girl: Veena Malik hoon me.

Boy: ASTAGHFAAR xD

Veena Malik Najoomi se

Veena Malik Najoomi se:

Kya mere haath main doulat ki lakeer hai?

Najoomi:

Aap kay haath main to naheen

Aap ki shalwar main hai :-)

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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Pictures Of Veena Malik SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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