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Monday, 15 September 2014

Veena Malik Feet SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Feet Biography

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is shart py khilen ge india

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)

*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

Ek Lardki Ko Daka

Ek Lardki Ko Daka Tho aasa laga

Jaise chandni raat

Jaise narmi ki baat

Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya

Ho

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ho ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Jaise subahon ka roop

Jaise sardi ki dhoop

Jaise veena ki taan

Jaise rangon ki jaan

Jaise balkhaaye bel

Jaise lehron ka khel

Jaise khushboo liye aaye thandi hava

Ho

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ho ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Jaise naachta mor

Jaise resham ki dor

Jaise pariyon ka raag

Jaise sandal ki aag

Jaise solah sighaar

Jaise ras ki phuhaar

Jaise aahista aahista badhta nasha

Ho..

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

This is a romantic song from the movie 1942 A Love Story. Most of the story is based on the concept of freedom fighting of India.
This movie is the last

Chohay ne 1 pora

Chohay ne 1 pora suit kutar k kha lia magar wo phir bhi bhok sy mar gaya. Q K woh suit veena malik ka tha.

Lipton pesh krta

Lipton pesh krta he

Rat Ki Gehrai Me

Garm Garm Razai Me

Na Koi Munda Na Koi Run

Apni Muthi

Apna Lun

Yhi To Ha Wo Apna Pan.;

veena malik tery v gand wich lun

Books of ur favou

Books of ur favourite writer veena Malik now available in market.

1. Meri shalwar teri

talwar.

2. Anmol danda.

3. Main Ghori tu sawaar.

4. Razai main larai.

5. Thook k faidey

6. Bhayanak jhatke.

7. Mere do gol ratan.

8. Ghori bana k charhna.

9. Londay bazi k nuqsanaat.

10. Mere sher second mai dher...

Jb pehle din coll

Jb pehle din college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna,

main ne ye baat pallu se bandh li,

Aur "Maa" hi ban k nikli.

veena Malik.

Agr Sex karty hua

Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal kr aisy choosein jesay gola choostay hein to larki cheekhna band kr dy ge,

(Dr. veena Malik ki kitab aao, pao, nahao te jao)

Veena Malik Apni

veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai,

WHAT Is SEX?

Sex Is Like PEPSI

Ye Dil Mangay oR

Sex Is Like IODEX

Ooh Aah Ouch

Sex Is Like Mirinda

Zor Ka Jhatka

Sex Is Like 7-Up

Pyas Bujaye

Sex Is Like Coca-Cola

Maza Zindgi Ka

Sex Is Like Dew

Na Kia Tu Phir Kia Jiya

Sex Is Like Limopani

Kabhi B Kahin B

Sex Is Like Jazz

BUS LAGAY RAHO.

Gadha veena malik

Gadha veena malik sey: Darling!

I Love you.

veena:

Tumney apni shakal dekhi hai ?

Gadha: Meri jan shakal chor neechy dekh

veena- ohh

Jano I Love U too.-)

ak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai
jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

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Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho
mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon.
Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

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Girl talking 2 hr sister after suhaag raat:
Ap se kya parda Baji me sb bta deti hun
Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna dti hun
Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji
Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lgaya baji
Lraztey jism men 1 bijli si kond gai
Us ne bosa jo seney pe lgaya baji
Naaf tk reeng gai haye 1 khari cheez
Zalim ne dhaka jo zor se lgaya baji
Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin
Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji
Phr to anay laga rag rag men saroor-o-masti
Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji
Ik chashma sa ubalta hua mehsoos howa
Aakhri jhatka jo zaalim ne lgaya baji.

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Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik.
Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard
Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.

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Ghazal by veena MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Meri KhataRNaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,
Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do
Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,
Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.

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Husband to his wife on first night after marriage: Have you ever seen porn movies?
Wife: Yup once i do…

Husband:so today we r going to do the same as happen in the movie icon biggrin First night after Marriage
Wife:its OK but where from will you manage two other boys

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1 larki ne pehli dafa kisi larke ki lulli apne hath mein pakri to us mein se kuch qatre tapk pare

larki boli:- yeh kia hai

Larka bola:-

kuch nahin bas khushi ke aansu hain

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Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se:

"Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar

Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar

BV:"Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar G

Ja K Gannay Di Machine Vich lulli pa lo"

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Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
.
.
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Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hota”

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Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

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Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta