Veena Malik Boobs Biography
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Suhaag Raat SMS
Suhaag raat kay SMS
1 larki bohat naik thi. Suhag raat ko apne shohar k pas nai ja rahi thi. Shohar bola 1 bar karne se 1 kafir marne ka sawab milta he. Wo razi ho gai or karwaee k bad boli kafir mar gaya?Shohar bola ha mar gaya. Thori dair bad boli ayen ji 1 or kafir maren, is tarha puri raat me 8 kafir mar diye.Subah hone lagi to bv boli ayen ji 9wan kafir maren. Shohar bola bus kr day tarey kafiron k chakar me mera mujhaid shaheed ho gaya hay.
Suhaag raat kay SMS 2
Pepsi ki ad may shadi ki raat ko bhagnay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai.
QUESTION YEH HAI K,……………………………………larki nay raat kahan guzari????? Or karo pepsi 65 ki…………
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Suhaag Raat SMS3
Souhaag raat kou dulhaa nay apni dulhan say pocha "Shaadi say pehlay kitnay mardoun say tumhari dosti thi"?
dulhan ki taweel khamoshi par dulhaa nay phir pocha "kiya jawaab nahin dou gi"?
"main abhi gin rahi hou"
dulhan nay jawaab diya....
Mian Biwi SMS
Shohar: Jaan! Munna yahien se bahir aata hai na?
Bivi: (Muskuraatay hoe)
G Haan lekin aap jhanko mat
wo andar Nazar nahi aaye ga.............Bohat Chota Suraakh hai...........
Thori Dair Baad...........School ki Bell Bajti hai. Munna bahir aata hai, aur Miyan Bivi Munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jaatay hain.
Suraakh School k Gate mein bhi ho sakta hai janaab,
Main ne pehlay bi arz kia tha k Tabdeeli soch badalnay se aaey gi leader badalnay say nahin
Dost SMS
Anmol Moti
Aagar Tum Chahtay ho k tumhaaray Paas hamesha Doston ka hajoom rhay to ye 4 cheezain apne paas Rakho................................Chars, Gold Leaf, Laptop, Honda 125............Good oyee
Larki kay SMS
2Girls ki Baat Cheet,
1st: Kal Mera Boy Friend Date per Mujhay apnay Flat per le Gya
2nd: Really? Phir kia Hua?
1st: He kissed me Gently
2nd: woooow. Phir?
1st: Phir us ne mery new kurty ka pehla button khola, jo me ne Commercial market ki famous bouteekse sale main person hi lia tha.
2nd: Tum ne naya kurta lia wo b comercial market ki famous bouteek se
1st: yes sale wo b 50% discount per
2nd: sale ab tak lagi hay kia?
1st: yes, Aao Commercial market cheltay hain tum ko b dila doon:
:Phir donon commercial market chali gai
Poster kay SMS
Poster SMS
film kay poster kay ooper kisi nay peer sahab kay urs ka poster laga dia donon thoray phat gay or tehreer yeh ban gai "1 ticket main 2 mazay dance kay bad langar bhi taqseem kia jaay ga. hazrat molaana alaama badmaash gujar or shan kay full action khawateen kay liay parday ka khas intezaam reema kay dilfraib raqs main shamil ho kar sawaab u daraain hasil karain"
larki kay SMS
Larki se piyar main "YES" to koi bhi bulwa sakta hai laiken us se
"YESSSSSS"
"OH YESSSSSS"
"OH YESS YESSSSSS YES"
Bulwana har kisi kay bus ki baat nahi
plz join pogo for further detail
Boorhay kay SMS
Station pe 1 admi apne 9 bachon k 7 betha tha Bache bht shor kar rhy thy
itny me 1 Bzurg apni lathi se thak thak karte hue guzray to Bachon ka Bap Bola:
Hazrat ap apni lathi k aage Rubber Charha lain to shor nahi karegi.
Buzurg: Agr yehi kaam tu ne kia hota to itna shor na hota.
jo sms samajh gay wo aage fwd kare baqi bache taeleem jari rakhain
Ganday Messages
Adhi raat ko shoher ka dil kre or Bv ka mood na ho to
Shohar ko chahye kay Bv ko tang na kre
Uth k khud
.
.
.
.
“Pani pe le”
Ganda msg or oh v asi karye?
Na kaka na
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1 tha Billa
................
.................
...............
..............
Bus 1 hi tha jo send kar dia dusra L...... he, Agr Lena he to Batao?
.................................................................................................
Sexy but real
Japan president name: Yua Yua Ma Yua
Prime Minister: Tang Shang Chuk
Governor: L... shun pa
Speaker: pa pura pa
1st Lady: Chan Zore La
Shehzada: La oil La
Shehzadi: Ooh Ooh Aa Aa:
Suhaag raat kay SMS
1 larki bohat naik thi. Suhag raat ko apne shohar k pas nai ja rahi thi. Shohar bola 1 bar karne se 1 kafir marne ka sawab milta he. Wo razi ho gai or karwaee k bad boli kafir mar gaya?Shohar bola ha mar gaya. Thori dair bad boli ayen ji 1 or kafir maren, is tarha puri raat me 8 kafir mar diye.Subah hone lagi to bv boli ayen ji 9wan kafir maren. Shohar bola bus kr day tarey kafiron k chakar me mera mujhaid shaheed ho gaya hay.
Suhaag raat kay SMS 2
Pepsi ki ad may shadi ki raat ko bhagnay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai.
QUESTION YEH HAI K,……………………………………larki nay raat kahan guzari????? Or karo pepsi 65 ki…………
.........................................................................................................
Suhaag Raat SMS3
Souhaag raat kou dulhaa nay apni dulhan say pocha "Shaadi say pehlay kitnay mardoun say tumhari dosti thi"?
dulhan ki taweel khamoshi par dulhaa nay phir pocha "kiya jawaab nahin dou gi"?
"main abhi gin rahi hou"
dulhan nay jawaab diya....
Mian Biwi SMS
Shohar: Jaan! Munna yahien se bahir aata hai na?
Bivi: (Muskuraatay hoe)
G Haan lekin aap jhanko mat
wo andar Nazar nahi aaye ga.............Bohat Chota Suraakh hai...........
Thori Dair Baad...........School ki Bell Bajti hai. Munna bahir aata hai, aur Miyan Bivi Munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jaatay hain.
Suraakh School k Gate mein bhi ho sakta hai janaab,
Main ne pehlay bi arz kia tha k Tabdeeli soch badalnay se aaey gi leader badalnay say nahin
Dost SMS
Anmol Moti
Aagar Tum Chahtay ho k tumhaaray Paas hamesha Doston ka hajoom rhay to ye 4 cheezain apne paas Rakho................................Chars, Gold Leaf, Laptop, Honda 125............Good oyee
Larki kay SMS
2Girls ki Baat Cheet,
1st: Kal Mera Boy Friend Date per Mujhay apnay Flat per le Gya
2nd: Really? Phir kia Hua?
1st: He kissed me Gently
2nd: woooow. Phir?
1st: Phir us ne mery new kurty ka pehla button khola, jo me ne Commercial market ki famous bouteekse sale main person hi lia tha.
2nd: Tum ne naya kurta lia wo b comercial market ki famous bouteek se
1st: yes sale wo b 50% discount per
2nd: sale ab tak lagi hay kia?
1st: yes, Aao Commercial market cheltay hain tum ko b dila doon:
:Phir donon commercial market chali gai
Poster kay SMS
Poster SMS
film kay poster kay ooper kisi nay peer sahab kay urs ka poster laga dia donon thoray phat gay or tehreer yeh ban gai "1 ticket main 2 mazay dance kay bad langar bhi taqseem kia jaay ga. hazrat molaana alaama badmaash gujar or shan kay full action khawateen kay liay parday ka khas intezaam reema kay dilfraib raqs main shamil ho kar sawaab u daraain hasil karain"
larki kay SMS
Larki se piyar main "YES" to koi bhi bulwa sakta hai laiken us se
"YESSSSSS"
"OH YESSSSSS"
"OH YESS YESSSSSS YES"
Bulwana har kisi kay bus ki baat nahi
plz join pogo for further detail
Boorhay kay SMS
Station pe 1 admi apne 9 bachon k 7 betha tha Bache bht shor kar rhy thy
itny me 1 Bzurg apni lathi se thak thak karte hue guzray to Bachon ka Bap Bola:
Hazrat ap apni lathi k aage Rubber Charha lain to shor nahi karegi.
Buzurg: Agr yehi kaam tu ne kia hota to itna shor na hota.
jo sms samajh gay wo aage fwd kare baqi bache taeleem jari rakhain
Ganday Messages
Adhi raat ko shoher ka dil kre or Bv ka mood na ho to
Shohar ko chahye kay Bv ko tang na kre
Uth k khud
.
.
.
.
“Pani pe le”
Ganda msg or oh v asi karye?
Na kaka na
###########################################
1 tha Billa
................
.................
...............
..............
Bus 1 hi tha jo send kar dia dusra L...... he, Agr Lena he to Batao?
.................................................................................................
Sexy but real
Japan president name: Yua Yua Ma Yua
Prime Minister: Tang Shang Chuk
Governor: L... shun pa
Speaker: pa pura pa
1st Lady: Chan Zore La
Shehzada: La oil La
Shehzadi: Ooh Ooh Aa Aa:
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