Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage Biography

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Police : Hamen Pta chala k Aap k gher Chor aye they ?

Veena Malik : Jee Aaye they! Izzet Loot k Chaley Gaye .

Police : Tmney Roka Nai ?

Veena Malik : Bht Roka Meger wo Boley

” Hum Thak Gaye hein. Plz hamen Jany Do ab ” 




Suhagrat Pe Pati Biwi Par Chada To Biwi Hansi,
Fir Hansi…. Dobara Hansi Aur Zor Zor Se Hasne Lagi
Pati Hairan Hoke Gusse Se Bola: “Abe Sali Tujhe Kya Hua, Hass Kyu Rahi Hai?”
Biwi Hanste Hue: “Hehehe Vo Pankhe Ke Beech Jo Gol Chakri Hai Na Uss Mein Aapki G_nd Dikh Rahi Hai“


Kelewala: Gand phadu kele lelo..

Boy: Wow Gand phadu kele! Kitne ke hai?

Kelewala:1500 ke 2

Boy- WTF?

Kelewala-Q, Phatt gayi na Gannd


WIFE In Sexy Mood Says:

�Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do Aur jo karna hai karlo,

HUSBAND ne usay bandh dia or Uski Aankho Ke Saamne Naukrani ko chod diya..!


SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..?

very simple.

.

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utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX.

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hath uper hon tou SIX aur tangen uper hon to SEX.

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cheekh khushi say niklay tou SIX, dard sy nikly tou SEX.

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MADAM NARGIS ki kitab

�jawani k chaskay�


Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex 
krwane k baad bari afsurda 
naadim or pareshan thi.
Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata 
rahi thi k mei gunahgar ho 
gai.
Saheli ne pucha kaisey ?
Wo boli Peer Sb sex farma 
rahay thay. Andar dalnay k 
liye meri taangain ooper ki to 
mera paon unki daarhi mubarak 
par lug gaya?


Wife: aur andar dalo, thora 
upar, thora left

Haan!

Aur thora left.

Husband:

(ghussy se) maa ki lori,

Tu chudwa rahi he ya lora 
parking ma lagwa rahi hai.


Meethay Chawlan di laa burki
wah wah
Meethay chawlan di laa burki
Assi teri nhi leni,
Pawain bund te laa Surkhi

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Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik After Marriage SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic