Friday, 19 September 2014

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene Biography

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Pura padhna, double joke hai..
Boy:" I Love U, tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho..
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Veena:" Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada
khubsurat ladki khadi hai..
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Ladke ne mud kar dekha to waha koi nahi tha..
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Veena:" Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte...
"I HATE YOU"
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Boy:" Jaisi tumhari marzi , but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga...
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Veena:" Lo ! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi
nahi kar sakti kya...
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Veena ne ring box me dekha..
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Veena:" Ye to khaali hai..
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Boy:" Agar tum mujh se sacha pyaar karti to kabhi box khol kar check nahi karti..
I hate you


Modern Bezzati...
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Boy to Veena: I love
u & want 2 marry u.
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Veena: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass
aaya hu...


veena apne husband k sath train se jate hue surang se
guzre..
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HUSBAND:"Agar pata hota k
surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha
leta
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veena:"Hey Bhagwaan
To kya Wo Aap nahi The. ?

Jo Samj Gye Thoko Baki Bacche
Chota Bheem Dekho.



Ek aadmi Robot car banata hai jo
bina driver ke
sab kaam karta hai...
Uski wife boli..."Bacchonke school
chootne ka time ho gaya, apni car
se bolo bacchon ko le aye !
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Aadmi car ko bola"Go and get my
kids !"
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Car gayi but 1 ghanta me wapis
nhi aya...
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3 hours ho gaye wapis nhi aaya..
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5 hours ke baad aadmi car
dhundne bahar nikla tabhi car
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bacchon ka load le ke aaya..
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Usme area ke 5 bacche the, ghar
ke owner ke 2 bacche the, boss
ke 2
bacche aur kaamwali ka 1 baccha
tha.. !
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WIFE (gusse se) : sach sach btao...
kya ye Sab Tumhare Bacche hai ??
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HUSBAND : Wo sab toh theek hai
lekin pehle ye bata, car me
hamare Bacche kyun nahi hai.

Hahahahahahaha

Husbend ka toh pta nahi likin wife VEENA MALIK nikli.

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic'

Veena Malik Kissing Scene SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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