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Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Veena Malik Songs SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Songs Biography

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ak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai
jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

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Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho
mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon.
Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

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Girl talking 2 hr sister after suhaag raat:
Ap se kya parda Baji me sb bta deti hun
Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna dti hun
Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji
Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lgaya baji
Lraztey jism men 1 bijli si kond gai
Us ne bosa jo seney pe lgaya baji
Naaf tk reeng gai haye 1 khari cheez
Zalim ne dhaka jo zor se lgaya baji
Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin
Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji
Phr to anay laga rag rag men saroor-o-masti
Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji
Ik chashma sa ubalta hua mehsoos howa
Aakhri jhatka jo zaalim ne lgaya baji.

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Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik.
Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard
Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.

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Ghazal by veena MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Meri KhataRNaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,
Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do
Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,
Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.

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Husband to his wife on first night after marriage: Have you ever seen porn movies?
Wife: Yup once i do…

Husband:so today we r going to do the same as happen in the movie icon biggrin First night after Marriage
Wife:its OK but where from will you manage two other boys

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1 larki ne pehli dafa kisi larke ki lulli apne hath mein pakri to us mein se kuch qatre tapk pare

larki boli:- yeh kia hai

Larka bola:-

kuch nahin bas khushi ke aansu hain

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Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se:

"Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar

Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar

BV:"Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar G

Ja K Gannay Di Machine Vich lulli pa lo"

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Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
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Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hota”

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Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
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Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

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Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
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Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
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Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
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Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

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Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
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I wrot
“Shake well before use”

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Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

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Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
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Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

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Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

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At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get

“REVERSED”