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Friday, 19 September 2014

Veena Malik Nip Slip SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Nip Slip Biography

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Veena malik ka khitab
Sanooker Bewakufon ka khail hay

"Danda Hath me or Ball Sorakh Me"

Game ka maza to tub aata hay "jab ball hath me aur Danda Sorakh me ho"

Veena Malik ka sports day pay taqreeb say khetaab

(Happy sports day)

Veena Malik ka Pak army kay jawaanon say khitaab

Aagr meri jesi ek larki pak army ki tmam units ma post kr di jae to fouj ki leave ki problem hamesha k liye khatam ho skti hay,
Veena Malik ka Corps comd conf men point, SM Khush

Veena malik ka boycot

Agr us larki ko pta hota k us rat me kitna maza hy tu wo kbi pepsi lene na bhagti….!!!

Veena Malik ka 65 wali pepsi ka bycot krty hue josh me a geen……..!!

Dullah Suhaag raat dua maang raha tha " ya khuda mujhay taaqat aur tajraba atta kar

Gabbar Singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne usy bohat maara,

Nurse ne pucha,"Kyu maar rahi ho?" Maa ne kaha, Paida hote hi puch raha hai kitne aadmi thay maa................?

Girl: Ye Love kaise hota hai?

Boy: "L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samajh lo LOVE ho gaya

Veena Malik kay SMS

Aurat CD ki trha hoti hay jo sirf aik taraf say USE hoti hay.Magar pathaanon nay ise Cassette bana rakha hay

Veena malik ki peshawar se wapsi per rote huy media say guftagu.

Doodh ka SMS

Nido, Olper’s, Haleeb, aur Milk Pak Ki advertisement per koi pabandi nahi to phir mere doodh per Q?

……………Muneer Gujar ki bhains ka pur-zur ehtajaj …...………..aap veena mal

Teacher : batawo ladki aur bijli ki taar main kya farq hota hai.

VEENA: Sir koi farq nahi hota dono jab nangi hon toh jaan nikal deti hai.

Veena ki kitab: Bachpan ki yaadin.

Kamar ke Dard ki 2 hi wojohat hain:
1 Kasrat-e-sex

ya

2. Hasrat-e-Sex

Veena Malik Ki kitab Mari Shalwar teri Talwar

'Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skti'