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Saturday, 13 September 2014

WWW.Veena Malik Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

National Bhabi: Sania Mirza

National Tension: Tahirul Qadri.

National Bachelor: Sheikh Rasheed.

National GF: Veena Malik.

National Dehshat gard: Rehman Malik.

National game: Long March.

National Animal: Sab jante hain.

National Identity :TT pistol.

National threat: Bhatta parchi.

National Problem: CNG Ki line.

National Entertainmnt: Sardars’ n pathans’ SMS.

National Fun: Muttahida ki Narazgi, in n out.

National Comedian: Altaf Bhai

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kre Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,

Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,

Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le… =P

“Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke” ;->

aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,,

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: J

Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: Johar Town Chalo Ge?

Driver: Jee Haan.

Veena: Kya Lo Ge?

Driver: Gareeb Banda Hoon Behn Jee, Pese hi Loon Ga……..?

Barish Mohabbat Our Khuwab,

Teno Bohat Yadgar Hotay Hain..

Magar,

Teno Apni Apni Zaat Main Mukhtalif Hain.

Jesay K,

Barish Jism Bhigoti Ha,

Mohabbat Aankhain,

Our Khawaab Shalwar Bhigo Daita Ha…

Veena Malik Ki Kitab

Zara Si Ghalti Our Truck Kalti… :P

Most Funny Joke On Veena Malik

HukoOmat hy Koi Shalvar Naheen

Jo Aitni Jaldi Uter Jaye gi!

Veena Malik ki IMRAN KHAN or Tahir ul Qadri sy Mun Mari! :P