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Thursday, 11 September 2014

Veena Malik New Pics SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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1 Chor Larki K Chain Loot Kr Baga

Jate Jate

Zor Se Mummay b Daba Gea

Us Din Se Y Muhawra Bna 1 to Chori Uper Se Seena Zori,

Teacher student se: jo dosron ko apni bat na samjha sakhen wo gadha ha..!

Studend: kya matlb sir men semjha nai.?

Sardr Jb Ham Chota Tha Tab Hamen Goli Lag Gya Tha

Dosra

Srdr Oye yara Phr Tum Mar Gya tha ya bach Gya Tha

Srdr Ham Ko Yad Nhi Ham Chota Tha

Tum Mera Maza us Waqt tak Nahi utha sakty jab tak Mujhe nanga na kard0

Regards

BANANA

Veena nehi Bhai soch badl, tabhi mulk badlega.

Us ne poocha zindagi kis ne barbad ki

.. Dost .....?

hum ne ungli pe ungli rakh k phudi bana di.

B.V asman pe Sitaare dekhte huey boli:

Btao Wo Knsi Chez Hai Jo Tum Roz Dekhte Ho Par Tor Nahi Sakte?

Hsband:

"Tumhara Moo"

Asif wazir

kya hal hai

sham ko me ne cal ki to ksi larki ny reciv ki thi jo bari be sharm thi muj sy kehny lagi

Is call k liey ap ka balance nakafi hy

Chunti rikshay me bethi paon bahir rakha

Driver

paon andar rakho

Chunti:Nhi rasty me Hathi mily to LAAT marni h

Kal sala ankh maar k gya tha

Gadhay Pr Bethay 1 Pathan Ko

TRAFFIC-POLICE ne R0k Kr Kaha

Aap ka HELMET Nahin Hy?

Challan H0ga

PATHAN

Aankh Kh0l k Dekh Beta

Four Wheel Ha

Ham logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilber jani

Tera moo evain jiwen chaa wich dubbi hoi baker khani

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Hath sut suba di

Taza

MisS: Koi Aisy Cheez Batao JO ke Khod Bohat Wazan uTathy Ho Par Uska Apna Wazan Kuch Na HO.

Student:

Miss Apki Brazier .!

Larki:Bhai G Condom Dena

Salesman:Kon C ComPanY Ka Do Behen G

Larki:Achi ComPanY Ka Dena JisY Teri Behen Bhi Chud JaY

To MaMa Na Bane

Agr BaCha ZaYa KarNa QaTaL Ha To

ConDoM Kharidna

TarGet Kiling

Muth Marna Hawai Firing Ha

Veena Malik Ka MQM Rabta Comitee Se KhitaB

Congratulations SMS na karne pr

Apko MBA ki Degri di jati h MBA bole to

MEMBER OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATIOIN

Girl; LoVe KaiSaY Karte Hain

BoY;

L' Ko Pakar Kar

O' Ko Daba Kar

V' MaY DaL Kar

JaB E' Ki Awaz Aaye

Samjho LOVE Ho GaYa

Agr Bv Ko Chodne Se

PehlaY Uski Choot Pe2

ThaPar Maar K Choda JaYe

To BchaY TaMeezDar

Paida HotaY H Veena Malik

Ki Kitab Khus K Bachy