Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel Biography

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Barish Mohabbat Our Khuwab,
Teno Bohat Yadgar Hotay Hain..
Magar,
Teno Apni Apni Zaat Main Mukhtalif Hain.
Jesay K,
Barish Jism Bhigoti Ha,
Mohabbat Aankhain,
Our Khawaab Shalwar Bhigo Daita Ha…

Veena Malik Ki Kitab
Zara Si Ghalti Our Truck Kalti… :P


Most Funny Joke On Veena Malik

HukoOmat hy Koi Shalvar Naheen
Jo Aitni Jaldi Uter Jaye gi!

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Veena Malik ki IMRAN KHAN or Tahir ul Qadri sy Mun Mari! :P




New Dr Tahir ul Qadri SMS

Ham tm Ek container mein Band Hon

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Inqalab Aa Jaaye!

Veena Malik ka Dr Tahir ul Qadri sy Izhar-e-Yakjahti! :D


Taira Blood Group kia Hy
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Jaldi Bata ..
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Veena Malik ki Tabiyat bht Kharb ha, Doc ne kaha ha k Sirf Kanjar ka Khoon hi Match Hoga :D



Jin Ladkio k Mammey Choty hain

Wo Rozana Brazer Utar k Rassi Khooda kre

Mammey Gol aur Barhey Ho jayen ge!

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Veena Malik ki Book ” Jump Maro Mammey Sanwaro “



Shadi k bad Aurat ki double Musibat Ho jati hey

Bachw uth jaye tou Doodh do

Shoher Uth jaye tou Choot do.

.. Veena Malik ka Shadi sy Inkar ..



Ager bachw Zaya krna Qatal hey to Condom kharidna Target Killing

OR Muth marna Hawai Firing Hey ..!

Veena Malik ka MQM ki Rabta Comette sy Khitab :D



Veena Malik ka Dance dekh ker Nazar Shareef Hansne Laga

Chodri Nisar ALi ne Hansne ki waja pochi

Nawaz Shreef : Aaj 4 Saal baad maira Kharha Huva hey

Pas baitha Imran Khan Foran Bola :

” Mian Sahab Hosh kren, Aap ne Maira pakrha hey ” :D



Veena Malik Apni New Kitaab ” Masti Wasti Mein Likhti Hey

” What Is sex ”

Sex Is Pepsi
yeh DiL Mangy aur!

Sex is Iodex
Aah Ohh Aah

Sex is Sting
Zor ka Jhatkaaa

Sex is 7Up
Pyaas Bhujaye

Sex is CocaCola
Maza Zindegi ka

Sex is Dew
Na kiya toh phr Kiya Jia

Sex is LimooPani
Kabhi b Kahin bh

Sex is Jazz
Buss Ragey Raho :D


Police : Hamen Pta chala k Aap k gher Chor aye they ?

Veena Malik : Jee Aaye they! Izzet Loot k Chaley Gaye .

Police : Tmney Roka Nai ?

Veena Malik : Bht Roka Meger wo Boley

” Hum Thak Gaye hein. Plz hamen Jany Do ab ” 


Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik And Ashmit Patel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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