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Thursday, 11 September 2014

Veena Malik Kissing SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Kissing Biography

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Doctor Veena Malik

Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi wajohat hain:

1. Kasrat-e- Sex

2. Hasrat-e- Sex.!

Doctor Veena Malik ki kitaab

(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)

Chapter: Mardana Kamzori.

“9 SACH”

1.Sarkari Kaam or Tattay Hamesha latke rehte Hain

2.Mout or Tatti kisi ko poch kar nahi aati,

3.Ghareeb or Mummay hamesha Dabaye jate hain,

4.Lund or Musibat kbhi bhi Kharre ho sakte hain,

5.Phudi or Doodh k Phatne par hamesha Aurat hi Chilati hai,

6.kismat or Gaand kbhi bhi khul sakti hai,

7.Aurat or Cassette hamesha Dono taraf Bajao,

8.Sanp or Phudi jahan dekho Mar do warna Koi or Maar dega.

9.Gand or Niyat Hamesha Saf Rako. . . . . .

Student: Sir Ye Mardana kamzori kya hoti ha?

Teacher: Beta Agr Ap k khuwab me koi Larki aye or wo Waha se b bach k nikal jaey

To isay mardana kamzori kehte hain.

Wife:

India jao to sarhi bhejna.

Dubai jao to Jewellery.

Husband ne ghusse se kaha

PESHAWAR jaon to kya bhejon?

Wife:

Khair say wapas ana koi gand na marde.

Jab Wife Pregnant Ho To Us Ki Sari Saheliya’n Us K Pait Pur Hath Phair K Kehti Hai.

“Congratulations”

Lekin, Koi B Husband Ki

Lulli Pakar Kar Nhi Kehti

“Well Done”

Akhir Q?

Aj Nhi Bolo Gay To Kal Bhugto Gay.

Khamoshi Ka Boycott.!

Ek larki ne shop se 42 siz ka “Brazer” liya or try room main kamiz utar k dokandar ko undr bulaya, Dokandar ne boobs daikh k choosna shuru kr diya, Jin pe behoshi ki dawa lgi howi thi Wo behosh ho gya or larki shop ka tamam Cash le k bhaagh gai.

,,Moral,, Chosna hy to Aaam choosoo

,,,,,,,,HAPPY,,,,,,

,,,,,,,MANGO,,,,,

,,,,,,,SEASON,,,,,

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Konsi Bimari bhosrike

Posted on June 8, 2011

Mareez:

Doctor Saab, Mjhe bat bat pr gali dene aur foran hi bat bhool jany ki bimari hy.

Doctor:

Aapko ye bimari kab se hy?

Mareez:

Konsi Bimari bhosrike…

Miss: “Yaqeen” aur

“Weham” Mai Kiya Farq Hy ?

Students: Miss Aap Bohat Sexy Hain Ye Hamara “Yaqeen” Hy,

Aur Hum Sab Abhi Bachay Hain Ye Apka “Weham” Hy. . .

Shohar Ghar Aya Tu Dekha K 1 Faqeer BV Ki Gand mar raha Hy

Ghusa Hua To BV Boli Me Kia Karti Faqer Ne Kaha K

B.B.G

Aisi Chez De Do Jo Sahab K Istimal Me Na Ho

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lund choosnay ka kehtay hein.

Larkiyaan is maamlay mein anari hoti hen.

Ahtiyaat karein!

QK condom pay chemical laga hota hai.

Jo k sehat k liye nuqsaan deh hai.

Lehaza without condom he chosa kerain.

Maza bhi ata hy or nuqsan b nahin hota.

Veena Malik::

Chopaa hamara lund tumhara.