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Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Veena Malik Drop Towel SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Drop Towel Biography

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Sex k waQt Mard ki TaQat ka Andaza Hilte Huve Tatto sy Nh

Balke Larki k Uchalty Huve Boobs sy Hota hy

Or Sex ki Shiddat ka Andaza Mard k Zor sy Nh

Larki k Shor sy Hota hy ..!

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Veena Malik ki Kitaab ” Rangeen Raton ki Sangeen Yadein ”

Ager Larkia Din main ek ek Elachi khol ker apney Braizer main Daba Len

Aur Rat ko apney Lover ko

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(.)(.) Duddu Chuswaye
_/ _/ tou Lover ko Kashmiri Chaye ka Maza aye Ga ..!

Veena Malik ka Kashmiri Hotel ki Opening main Khitaab .. :D

Doodh jab Garam kro tou Us k Uper Malai ati hy

Larki jab garam kro tou Us k nechy se b Malai ati ha ..
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Veena Malik ka No jawan Nasal se Khitab :D

Jo Student Din main Jitne Ghante Study kre ga

Shadi ki Raat Utne hi Ghante Sex bh Kr skta hai!

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Veena Malik ki New Kitaab ” Pehle Parhai Phr Chudai ” :D

(.)(.) Jab mere Chikkoo They ..

Sb mere Pichoo they ..

( . ) ( . ) Jab mere Aam Huve ..

Sab Pareshan Huve ..

( . ) ( . ) Jab mere Kharbooze Huve ..

Sheher Main bht Charche Huve ..

Or

( . ) ( . ) Jab Mere Jhool Gaye

tou sb Mujhe Bhool Gaye

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Veena Malik ka Fruit Mandi k Tajiro se Khitaab :D

Larkey Ager Ameer Ho jayen tou Bigarh Jate Hain

Aur ..

Larkiyan Ager Bigarh Jayen tou Ameer Ho Jati Hain
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Veena Malik ka M.A Economics k Students se Khitaab :D

Bv Aisi ho Jis k Sath Banda 4 Logo Main Khara Ho Jaye ..!

Aisi na Ho Jisey dekh k 4 Logo ka Kharha Ho Jaye ..
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Veena Malik ka Shoib Malik Ko Mashwara .. :D

Veena malik ka khitaab
Sanooker Bewakufon ka khail hay

"Danda Hath me or Ball Sorakh Me"

Game ka maza to tub aata hay "jab ball hath me aur Danda Sorakh me ho"

Veena Malik ka sports day pay taqreeb say khetaab

(Happy sports day)

Veena Malik ka Pak army kay jawaanon say khitaab

Aagr meri jesi ek larki pak army ki tmam units ma post kr di jae to fouj ki leave ki problem hamesha k liye khatam ho skti hay,

…………………………………………………………..Veena Malik ka Corps comd conf men point, SM Khush

Veena malik ka boycot

Agr us larki ko pta hota k us rat me kitna maza hy tu wo kbi pepsi lene na bhagti….!!!

……………………………..Veena Malik ka 65 wali pepsi ka bycot krty hue josh me a geen……..!!

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Dullah Suhaag raat dua maang raha tha " ya khuda mujhay taaqat aur tajraba atta kar"...................Dulhan boli: tu sirf taaqat ki dua kar, tajarba mujhe boht hai.
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Gabbar Singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne usy bohat maara,

Nurse ne pucha,"Kyu maar rahi ho?" Maa ne kaha, Paida hote hi puch raha hai kitne aadmi thay maa................?

Girl: Ye Love kaise hota hai?

Boy: "L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samajh lo LOVE ho gaya

Veena Malik kay SMS

Aurat CD ki trha hoti hay jo sirf aik taraf say USE hoti hay.Magar pathaanon nay ise Cassette bana rakha hay

Veena malik ki peshawar se wapsi per rote huy media say guftagu.