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Saturday, 27 September 2014

Veena Malik Sexy Videos SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Veena Malik Sexy Videos Biography

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'Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho,
Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho,
Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar main 50 bar ander bahir karay to us Larki nay 35 saal ki umar tak 24 kilometr Lun liya.
M.A
GEOGARFIYA MISS VEENA MALIK Ki kitab inch se kilometr tk.'

Angel: What do u want?
Boy: A beautifull girl.
Angel:
If u r muslim i'll give u katrina,
If u r a hindu i'll give u karena,
If u r christian i'll give u angelina,
whats ur name?

Boy- Sheikh Vinod Fernandes

Angel- Give him VEENA for trying to be over smart!!

Teacher : batawo ladki aur bijli ki taar main kya farq hota hai.

VEENA: Sir koi farq nahi hota dono jab nangi hon toh jaan nikal deti hai.

Veena ki kitab: Bachpan ki yaadin.

'Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skti'

Boy:" kya tum hamesha mere
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho ??
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Veena:" haan..
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi ??
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Veena:" nahi..
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Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye ??
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Veena:" jo bhi tum bolo
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Boy:" mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi
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Veena:" kabhi nahi..
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Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe mujhse ??
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Veena:" 3000 per month
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Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe aa jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
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Veena:" ji saab, ab mai chalti hoon..
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aur aap soch rahe the ki Veena malik itni acchi kabse ho gayi..???

Ary ye toh koi housemaid thi badqismati say inka naam Veena rakha gaya tha.
Baqi toh aap log jante hi hain k kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.