Veena Malik Wallpapers Biography
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VEENA MALIK se un k boy friend ne dil manga to veena ne kaha kal dungi
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Next day veena apne sath bachha le kr ayi or ladke ko de diya
kyu?
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Q k
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Dil to bachha he ji
Reporter say to VEENA subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?
VEENA reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon.
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
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Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
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veena ka salman khan ko advice.
Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Mein Sub Kuch Jaiz Hai,
To Phir Mohabbat Mein Hone Wala
(‘.’)
<) (> KAKA
// NaJaiz Q??
(Veena Malik ka r0tey hwe, zubeda aapa se, swaal.
1 train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi..
Usne saree pehni thi.. T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine liye..
Aiswarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 200 rs fine liye..
Kareena ne skirt pehni thi, usse 500 rs fine liye.
.
Par VEENA se kuchh nai liya..
Why.. ??
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.
Q ki.
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.
.
Uske pas ticket tha.
Kaminoo soch badlo DISH badlega.
"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"
(VEENA MALIK ka 9 jawan ladkon ko advice)
Cricket match main agar boll ki jaga mere mummy estimal kar li jayin
Toh ye maa k lorey aik bhi catch drop nahi karin gay.
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.
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VEENA MALIK pakistani team par baras padhi.
Sardar: Jab Merey bachay hon gey to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga.
Pathan: Wo Q?
Sardar: Kal TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori
~~~~~~Joke~~~~~~
Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to
Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein
lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy”?
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.
.
.
Veena malik ka
1122 k staff ko
do tok alfaz mein Lecture..
.
Long but funny
Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe theraaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale iske dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.
Are yeh kia hua?
Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon meinsonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.
Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.
Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.
Father: Beta Mein Is Saal Tujhay Exams K Baad Bike Lazmi Le Kr Doon Ga Chahay Tum Pass Ho Ya Fail
Son: Kia Really?
Father: Han Bilkul.
Pass Hua To
HONDA,
0R
Agar Fail Huwye To
YAMAHA,
SON: Wo Q?
FATHER: HONDA
University Jane K Liye
OR
YAMAHA Dooodh Bechne K Liye :
131Like · Comment
Veena Malik Jokes
June 24, 2013
Call summary..
Boy to boy=
00:00:59
Boy to mom=
00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl=
01:15:01
Girl to girl=
00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05
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Agree Friends ?? = Hit Like
adults joke
1 Foji Jung se wapis aya or khirki pe udas baith gya
.
Biwi ka Dil chaha
.
.
Biwi ai or Dupatta gira k boli: dekho hawa ne mera kya urra dia
.
.
Foji chup raha
.
.
Phir kameez nikali aur boli: dekho hawa ne mera kia urra dia
.
.
Foji chup raha
.
.
Phir Salwar utari aur boli: dekho Hawa ne mera kia urra dia
.
.
Foji ghussay se bola: Meri Dhoti utar aur dekh Bomb ne mera kia urra dia..
.
Next day veena apne sath bachha le kr ayi or ladke ko de diya
kyu?
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Q k
.
Dil to bachha he ji
Reporter say to VEENA subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?
VEENA reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon.
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
.
.
.
.
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
.
.
.
.
veena ka salman khan ko advice.
Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Mein Sub Kuch Jaiz Hai,
To Phir Mohabbat Mein Hone Wala
(‘.’)
<) (> KAKA
// NaJaiz Q??
(Veena Malik ka r0tey hwe, zubeda aapa se, swaal.
1 train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi..
Usne saree pehni thi.. T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine liye..
Aiswarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 200 rs fine liye..
Kareena ne skirt pehni thi, usse 500 rs fine liye.
.
Par VEENA se kuchh nai liya..
Why.. ??
.
.
Q ki.
.
.
.
Uske pas ticket tha.
Kaminoo soch badlo DISH badlega.
"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"
(VEENA MALIK ka 9 jawan ladkon ko advice)
Cricket match main agar boll ki jaga mere mummy estimal kar li jayin
Toh ye maa k lorey aik bhi catch drop nahi karin gay.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
VEENA MALIK pakistani team par baras padhi.
Sardar: Jab Merey bachay hon gey to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga.
Pathan: Wo Q?
Sardar: Kal TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori
~~~~~~Joke~~~~~~
Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to
Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein
lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy”?
.
.
.
.
Veena malik ka
1122 k staff ko
do tok alfaz mein Lecture..
.
Long but funny
Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe theraaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale iske dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.
Are yeh kia hua?
Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon meinsonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.
Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.
Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.
Father: Beta Mein Is Saal Tujhay Exams K Baad Bike Lazmi Le Kr Doon Ga Chahay Tum Pass Ho Ya Fail
Son: Kia Really?
Father: Han Bilkul.
Pass Hua To
HONDA,
0R
Agar Fail Huwye To
YAMAHA,
SON: Wo Q?
FATHER: HONDA
University Jane K Liye
OR
YAMAHA Dooodh Bechne K Liye :
131Like · Comment
Veena Malik Jokes
June 24, 2013
Call summary..
Boy to boy=
00:00:59
Boy to mom=
00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl=
01:15:01
Girl to girl=
00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05
.
.
Agree Friends ?? = Hit Like
adults joke
1 Foji Jung se wapis aya or khirki pe udas baith gya
.
Biwi ka Dil chaha
.
.
Biwi ai or Dupatta gira k boli: dekho hawa ne mera kya urra dia
.
.
Foji chup raha
.
.
Phir kameez nikali aur boli: dekho hawa ne mera kia urra dia
.
.
Foji chup raha
.
.
Phir Salwar utari aur boli: dekho Hawa ne mera kia urra dia
.
.
Foji ghussay se bola: Meri Dhoti utar aur dekh Bomb ne mera kia urra dia..
Veena Malik Wallpapers SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic
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Veena Malik Wallpapers SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic
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Veena Malik Wallpapers SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic
Veena Malik Wallpapers SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic
Veena Malik Wallpapers SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic
Veena Malik Wallpapers SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic
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